An open letter to Baby E | PSF
Dear Baby E-
Well, mommy’s never been in this position before. Sitting at home with nothing happening on your due date. I’m not sure what this says about your personality, but I’m ready to meet you to find out.
True to form, Aunt Emily (who you will not be named after) wrote a letter to you yesterday. If you think your mommy is blunt, just wait until you meet Aunt Emily. She says exactly what she means. *ETA: Aunt Emily was very upset that I didn’t share her letter to you. So, here you go. Don’t say I didn’t warn you:
Dear Boris,
To begin with, I can’t wait to meet you! I will be there Feb. 23, 2012 to love on you and hold you and figure out how to change your poopy cloth diapers. I can’t wait!
However, you have to come out. I can’t go inside your mommy’s tummy and meet you…that is impossible, and I really don’t want to climb up her vag…not a place for Auntie Em. So please make your way to the birth canal and make your earthly appearance.
Also, you have two excited, adorable, smart, kind and helpful sisters that can’t wait to meet you either! They may do things to drive you crazy, but it’s only because they love you and won’t be able to get enough of you!
Lastly, if you don’t come out soon everyone is getting worried your legal name will be Boris. While it will always be your ‘name’ in my eyes, it’s not your legal name and your mommy is torturing people because she won’t tell them your name until she has your sweet, beautiful face to go with it. So please please please hurry up and have your birth day!!!
Love, the one and only,
Auntie Em
And, then this morning, daddy wrote you a letter. Daddy is ready for his 2 weeks of leave and spending time with you.
Your sisters are ready and waiting. I think they are convinced that maybe you won’t be coming this month. Please prove them wrong!
Sweetheart, mommy really wants to meet you. Like really. Like mommy doesn’t want an induction, but it’s sure sounding good right now. So, if you could start working your magic soon, that would be great.
Because, you see, mommy is starting to go a little crazy.
Crazy like I got these awesome (you’ll learn, mommy is sarcastic a lot) sunglasses to review, and um, yeah, they aren’t mommy’s style at all. Unless you think mommy channels Tom Cruise or Joey on Friends. But, because of the crazy, not only did I put them on (without taking off the “impact resistant” sticker) but I also snapped a picture, shared it with friends, and all of you.
So, please, help mommy stop the crazy and come on out and meet us. We really aren’t all this crazy.
I love you and can’t wait to meet you.
Love,
Mommy
Baby E may be afraid to come out with you looking like that! LOL. Best wishes for new baby to arrive soon!
Oh no…don’t say that! Fortunately, she can’t see me..and promise, they haven’t been on my face again since I took that awesome picture.
You didn’t want to post my letter to Boris? She needs to hurry it up becuase I am beyond excited to meet her! But, if she decides to wait so she is even more new when I come, that’s fine by me 🙂 Maybe the sugar high you’re about to receive in the mail will help…wonder if she will like black licorice, too!
I hope she gets here before the licorice!
I am sure she will make her way out soon. She’s probably getting pretty squished in your belly. I can’t wait to meet her at the end of the month.
Since you left the sticker on, I’m assuming that those will never see sunlight. 😉
Come on, Baby E!!!!
Yeah…that’s safe to say! If only they came in neon colors, too!
Yay! Hopefully with all of us encouraging her she will have her birth day soon!
Yep, those last few weeks can really drive you crazy. And then you pass the due date and it is a free for all. Craziness all around!
Hang in there!!!!!
SOON!!! 🙂
Oh, trust me…the craziness is in full swing..my poor husband!
Awwww, Baby E needs to come out for sure. My friend had her baby this tuesday and it sure was awesome to sniff some baby smells. I love babies 🙂
The key is sooner rather than later! I can’t wait to hold her and smell her.
I don’t know… I think they look kinda good on you… 😉
Hope she makes her entrance into the world SOON!! I know it’s hard but hang in there…
HAHA! Then I didn’t take a good picture. Trust me, they are pretty terrible.
Still waiting….and not very patiently, I might add.
Mommy might be a little crazy, but that’s what makes her so lovable.
HURRY UP!
=)
Yeah, I’m pretty crazy:)
This was so cute and made me laugh! Aunt Em is hilarious! My son was born on his due date so I can imagine waiting must be no fun! Hope Boris is born soon.
Yeah, Aunt Em is definitely a character!
I’ve had one just a couple minutes after and one three days early. We’re now going on day three of being late!
Love it 🙂 I hope this baby comes soon!!!!!!
Me, too! I’m not so good at waiting.
Aww! 🙂 Can’t wait to “meet” the new little one via your blog! 🙂 Best of luck!! xo
I can’t wait to meet her either! Thank you.
oh sweet e – how excited we all are to meet you!!
thinking of you mama!!
Hope she comes soon!
Me, too! So far….she’s still quite happy in her current location.
she is going to come this month! She has to make you sweat just a little bit!
It is sooo hard to look at the calendar and see your due date without the baby in your arms!