The setting: Our bed last night before going to sleep.
Background: I had just been to the doctor for my 16 week check up and the doctor had a hard time finding the baby…he or she is hanging out really low in my uterus.
Hubs: (rubbing my belly) I love this baby.
Me: You need to rub lower, remember the baby is much lower.
Hubs: You know, they say, boys are carried lower.
Me: Who is they?
silence for a second.
Me: Maybe that’s why I’m not horny (because it’s a boy to him).
Hubs: Why, because you’ve already got a man inside of you?
If I were drinking something, I definitely would have spit it out at him. I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried!!!!