We knew going to the concert that we could bring a bottle of water. But, I never heard of any size stipulations. And, it gets sillier than that. We got up to the gate and they wanted to look in our bags. They tell me to open my bottle of water. Okay. Maybe they want to check for vodka or something?
Then, she tells me it’s too big. It can only be 20oz. I’m sorry. What? I tell her I’m pregnant and she says, okay. Then the lady takes my lid. Okay. Maybe she is smelling the lid?
Nope, she just keeps it? I ask for the lid back. She says, no. What, do you want me to spill it? She says the guards won’t let you keep it. So, I stand there and I wait. No arguing, just waiting.
Finally, I say, will you let me try the guards? I’m going to spill this water and it is important that I drink it.
Disgruntled, she hands me the lid. I proceed to hide my bottle under my sweater and walk right in.
Good times! Right?