Mom-to-be FAIL
Reaching underneath your shirt and into your bra, giving your breast a squeeze and expressing colostrum onto your finger. Then, proceeding to joke about rubbing it on another person?
Mom-to-be FAIL!
PS Edited to add…this is true, it did happen. And, heck no, neither one of the people was me!
PPS Sorry to trick you all with the
last picture. I found it on my work computer and couldn’t resist. It was totally #1:)

I don't even want to know who you are talking about. I just threw up in my mouth.
Haha. Who did that?
Someone really did that?
The only thought that came to my mind was OH MY GOODNESS! NO other words at all except OH MY GOODNESS!
First, ew. That is just gross.
Second, they look so much alike! Too cute.
What?! Yikes.
I just kept trying to figure out if you were for real?! Gross! But kinda funny…
Ew!!! Seriously. Grossest. Thing. Ever. Or at least for this week.
I don't get it…did someone ACTUALLY do this to you?? That is just weird!
Ewww. Someone did that!?!?
woah woah woah…who the eff did that?!!?
As my 13 month old says, "Eeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!"
Okay, that is gross!
That is weird and funny and gross, all at the same time.
Epic fail.
Ewww! That's a little over the top.
That is SO not okay.
Okay, THAT is disgusting. Period.
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