Thanksgiving isn’t quite here, yet it’s almost Christmas.
And, almost Christmas means commercials.
You know the ones. The ones for jewelry.
The ones that make me want to gag.
Don’t get me wrong, of course, there are some nice things out there. But the commercials? I’m so over them.
Waking up at 2am rocking a baby and presented with a watch? Hmmm. So she knows it’s 2am?
Being scared of a lightning storm and your man telling you “I will always be here for you” in the most seductive of voices? Then presenting her with a necklace? Blah.
Do these commercials work? Not for this momma!
Then again, I guess they are geared at men. Men thinking they are going to get lucky if they buy their significant other some jewelry? Maybe that’s it.
Side note: Do you think the music in the ads for “male performance” sound a little “baowm-chika-baow-wow?