This is all within a couple days of each other.
How am I doing at this SAHM gig?
Incident #1 (notice they are numbered…much like an outline, if there is a 1, there will be a 2, and of course a 3, which is definitely the worst…or the best, depending on your opinion).
#1 was washing her hands. Yeah, the water was running for a while, but it was a break…and she wasn’t whining. When I finally went in, this is what I found:
Any guesses at how much soap she used? Half a container. Let’s just say her hands were pretty dang clean.
#1 was coloring some fridge magnets on her desk. Once again, that all too familiar quiet was noticed and I looked over and saw this:
This was by far the worst offense this week. She was supposed to be taking a nap. Usually, if she isn’t taking a nap, she is yelling to come out of her room.This time, she was quiet. When she finally started yelling for me, I went into her room and found this pile in her bed:
Yes folks, those are books. But not just any books, those are library books. Two of them. If you are lucky enough to not have had to replace library books, not only will you pay top dollar for them, but you will also pay $10 a piece for service charges.
You are looking at $55 worth of destruction!
Hopefully, that’s enough trouble for the rest of the week!