Not Me! Monday


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not promise my readers that I will post the corresponding “#1 screaming” picture to go with her egg picture.

I did not win a fabulous apron and starbucks giftcard from the lovely Leslie. And, I totally have not been coveting an apron for quite some time.

I did not let #2 cry it out last night. I can only put that dang paci in her mouth so many times.

I did not feel like the worst mother ever this morning and want to cuddle her and hold her extra long.

I did not get really excited when hubby told me that #1 said she wanted to go potty at the grocery store….and went.

I did not have #2 on my lap during Sunday school when she did not have the loudest poop, ever! Hubby certainly did not giggle.

I did not cook these Kitchen Sink Cookies only to have it reconfirmed again that I am not the worst baker, ever.

I did not have a great lunch with a friend that I haven’t seen in a long time. We did not realize that we were there for three hours.

I did not remember that I needed to do this post until I was on my way to work, so I did not compose it in my head.

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  1. Your last one cracked me up! I DID NOT do the same thing this morning! HAHA! I am glad I am not the only one. 🙂

  2. I did not laugh at any of you not me’s.
    I am not proud og Ixxy for going to the potty! Yayy Izzy!!

  3. Is that two Sundays in a row that N made a huge poop noise?? That is so funny.

  4. You are too funny girlie, and you are NOT the worst baker ever. It can happen to anyone! I had it happen to me with a recipe that I had made hundreds of times!

  5. Man, I’m bummed we missed Sunday School now. LOL. And let me know how crying it out went…

  6. What a sweet family! My hubby is a HS chemistry teacher.

    I know how you feel when you have to let them “cry it out.” It’s the worst…

  7. Letting the little ones cry it out is always the WORST for me. But it really does end up being for the best. Still, it feels like torture.
    I am really liking Not Me Mondays. I may have to join in. 🙂

  8. Yay for the apron! I got one for Christmas and am in it all the time. I just like to walk around in it. Haha!

    And double YAY for Izzy and the potty! We’re still in regression – is that a word?

  9. Smart A$$ Mom says:

    Loud poops? Better than silent stinks I think.

  10. Was her poop louder than the one when I was there, holding her in Sunday School? Please don’t post the picture…my poor Blubs!

  11. Those cookies sound so good. And I am NOT going to go back to that recipe later…

    Good list girl!

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