Spontaneous Butt-Cheek Separation

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How can I not write about this?

A student went up to the board to work a problem. He had his pants riding way low and his shorts hanging out. I asked him to pull his pants up because I could see underneath them. He responded that they were shorts.

My reply? “They are underneath your pants so they are undergarments. Plus, how can that be comfortable? You walk funny and have to hold your pants up with you hand.”

His reply? “They keep my butt-cheeks from separating.”

And the whole class erupts in laughter.

Spontaneous butt-cheek separation? I don’t know about you, but I’ve never had a problem with this before!!!

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6 Comments

  1. I couldn’t have contained my laughter either. Why? Why? Why? I just don’t get kids…

  2. Oh P.S. Thanks for linking up! I’m having so much fun going back and reading!

  3. There are no words. God blesses you for being a teacher. I couldn’t do it!

  4. So that is why they dress like that! Thank you for explaining it.

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