It’s that time again….
I did not have to buy my 2 year old multiple new 3T shirts because she is too tall for anything else.
I did not wait over 1.5 hours for my kids to see Santa.
#1 did not scream her head off when placed in Santa’s loving arms.
I did not cook for an entire week (again).
I did not get in the Christmas spirit just a little bit and purchase some more lights and a wreath.
I did not put Christmas lights in #1’s room. She does not love them.
I did not put up a Santa stocking holder.
I did not put #1 in diapers at home because I am not done with this whole potty training thing.
I did not give her a suppository when she hadn’t pooped in 2 days.
I did not just scratch my daughters chin with my already short fingernails. She did not start bleeding. She did not tattle on me repeatedly and remind me that I did it.
I did not bang the crap out of my head on a picture frame (when standing up). It did not bleed.
I did not finally find a bottle that #2 would take. And, it certainly is not a completely different bottle than #1 took.
I did not get #2’s poop all over me and her when she had a “poop-splosion” in a friends car. And it certainly did not require a million wipes. And, two bags for the diaper.
I did not have a great time with my friend drinking a PSL and then dining and California Pizza Kitchen…yum!